I HATE people with southern accents. Stop using them. Theres nothing interesting about anyone with a southern accent. Its not 1870 anymore, put your 6-shooter away and progress with the rest of the country.
You're showoffs and no one wants to associate with some one who sounds like he just pulled his dick out of a horse. God that fucking annoys me.
Youre never gonna get a job sounding like that. If I'm a boss and the guy I'm interviewing opens the conversation with "Howdy" he can get right back on his horse and ride off into the sunset. And I'll take my chances with the lawsuit he files against me cause I'm sure he'll stop at a saloon first and get too drunk to show up.
The only thing you've ever brought to the table was Dolly Pardon's tits. And god forbid we ever have another civil war. They couldn't even win when technology was even, what are they gonna do now when we have automatic machine guns and bombs, and we see them charging at us with muskets and rakes. Its fuckin disgraceful.
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