So to keep things rolling, a some quick blurbs, "ripped from the headlines"
From one of our own after witnessing a goth kid:
G: how can parents let their kids dress like that? If my son ever looked like that i would fuck him up. And if my daughter did it I'd molest her (this time there would actually be a reason behind it) and then I'd fuck her up too.
B: I love how you're looking for any excuse to molest your daughter.
her: Dad, I got a B+ on my social studies test!
you: You didn't get an A? (licking fingers) Come with me...
G: And the only reason she didn't get an A was because i molested her the night before the test. Her crying and losing self-esteem really impacted her study habits that night.
G: And the only reason she didn't get an A was because i molested her the night before the test. Her crying and losing self-esteem really impacted her study habits that night.
/fin
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