TOP FIVE TUESDAY!

Today's topic: Top 5 Random things that annoy you.

(Hey, all you anonymous litigious commenters-- despite being probably the #1 thing that annoys us about running this blog, we welcome your personal top 5's in the comments)

1- The fact that Rolling Stone has the cast from The Hills on their cover. When did Rolling Stone turn into Tiger Beat? If this were 10 years ago, these whores would've been coked-out and dead by now and nobody would have cared. But in the age of reality TV, they're superstars. I hate our generation.

Bonus commentary: I still dont understand who watches the Hills. Fat chicks? I don't get it. What could possibly be entertaining about that show? Nothing happens. Its just a bunch of rich cunts doing normal everyday shit. And they're fucking stupid too. And its not like I need "Frasier" type dialog to be entertained, but they're the dumbest bitches I've ever heard. And they all have such serious problems too. Its tough to be rich and famous even though you've done NOTHING to earn it. I despise everyone on that show. Even the really hot girl. And she is fucking smoking, but I don't care. If I dated her I would treat her like absolute shit. I'd make her wear a dog collar and eat her own vomit just to bring her down to earth. And I wouldn't let her use a tampon either, so when she was in public everyone would see her period all over her legs. And all those fucking faggot guys on that show should be sent to Rikers Island for a month. See how good you feel after spending a few weeks as man-pussy. God thinking about that show puts me in a fucking bad mood.

2- Related to that, New York Magazine had some show called "Gossip Girl" on the cover a few weeks ago. I don't know what that is, but apparently it's some fluff crap that's everyone's secret "guilty pleasure" (tee hee). If I hear one more person use the phrase "OMG", even ironically, I'm gonna strangle them until their eyes pop out of their head.

3- Self-important douches that use the word "entrepreneur". Anyone who uses this term is either a complete bore or is so into themselves that they probably shit in a box and save it for prosperity.

4- People that refer to themselves as a "fiscal conservative". I call them "fist-hole" conservatives. (because they enjoy a good ass-fisting in their personal lives, you see)

5- Assholes who brag about not owning a TV. Wow congratulations, you're either an overly religious mennonite or someone who doesn't know how to exert any form of self-control. You make owning a TV seem worse than being addicted to crystal meth. It's a shame you can't do things in moderation, but maybe that's not TV's fault.