Have a Happy Kay Jewelers™ Mother's Day

Kay Jewelers wants to be the official sponsor of Mother's Day.

To spark things off, they're beginning a contest for a take off of one of their Mother's Day commercials they had run the past few years. You may have seen it--a mother drives home from apparently shopping or cleaning the car or whatever it is that suburban housewives do away from the home, and there's her husband and kids, all with instruments singing an original "Happy Mother's Day" song.

As part of their campaign, they want user submissions for the most touching Mother's Day moments you can capture on camera.

We cant wait for our version to air on TV.

Halfway through the song the garage door slams shut and locks. And then a fire breaks out inside. And after all her kids are dead, shes just sitting on the side of the street sniffling and says “This is the worst Mothers day ever”. Then the dad calls her a selfish cunt, and goes next door to fuck the 15 year old neighbor.

It should be on TV any time now.