In which we take the top ten google hits of the moment and weave them into a tale for all to see. This is what is known as "topical humor":
So I was in the backyard yesterday holding down a green puppy and jerking off on its face, when I thought to myself "I really hate the fucking Duggar family. Especially that dumpy whore Michelle Duggar." So I walked inside to tell my fat japanese wife Nima Arkani Hamed about this, and there she was sitting on the couch eating and stinking like her own feces. Maybe it was that or maybe it was the fact that she blew a British man named Brea Grant while he read his UK daily mail, but I decided to break a case logic 6" flexible tripod over her fat skull and then piss on her while layed on the ground shaking. Around 20 minutes later I was done laughing at the urine soaked disgrace on my floor, when I got a call from my friend Maurice. He told me Kim Moses and Marie Jarry were dyking out on his couch, and he wanted me to come over so we could try to jam a segway up their asses. Today was a good day.
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