T:1 - Porking
2 - doinking
3 - making woopie
4 - horizontal mambo
5 - hokey pokey
6 - hide the sausage
7 - the nasty
8 - bumpin uglies
9 - the scientific term: intercourse
10 -deflower
Acceptable terms:
Fuck
sex
do it
Bonus Discussion:
is there a stupider way to say "fucking" than "jumping her bones"?
It makes the girl seem like she weighs 80 pounds and that she's gonna shatter once you mount her to start fucking.
When I want to get a girl in the mood I usually say "Im gonna pork you real good later."
Whenever anyone says "pork" to describe fucking I always imagine it smelling really bad.
I fucking hate people who use those innuendo terms. The Horizontal Mambo. Or "Im gonna stick the hotdog in the bun." Hopefully the hotdog is a gun and the bun is his mouth.
And doinking sucks too. That doesnt even sound like sex. It sounds like you accidently poked her in the wrong spot with your dick.
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