Forced Entry Presents: The 2008 Celebrity Death Tournament

In the spirit of March Madness, we here at Forced Entry want to say that we love a good tournament. The NCAA's take up an unhealthy amount of our time in March, and the movie Blood Sport would've been nothing if it weren't for the build-up of Frank Dukes and Chong Li going through the ranks of various fighters before finally meeting up in the finals.

And the only thing we love more than a good tournament is the idea of an obnoxious, omnipresent celebrity dying for our amusement. I mean, if it creates a few more tasteless jokes to get a couple chuckles out of us, then keep up the good work celebs! (and by "good work" we mean constant drug abuse and drunk driving)

So it's with our love of these two things that we'd like to present to you the 2008 Celebrity Death Tournament.

Here's how it works:

We've selected 65 celebrities whose death is well-deserved and hopefully forthcoming. The process of paring down this list to 65 was long and arduous, but in the end we think we've got the right mix of spoiled whores, self-important douchebags, obnoxious D-listers, and a random smattering of other types of celebrities that would leave this world a better place if they would just go ahead and choke to death on something--preferably on camera.

We have put these celebrities in an NCAA-style tournament bracket, and we will post a few "who deserves to die more" head-to-head match-ups each day until we have a champion and the prestigious title-holder of Most Deserving of Death in 2008.

The make these difficult decisions, we are excited to tell you that we've enlisted the celebrity expertise of the following gentlemen, who will have the final say in each exciting match-up. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our judges Dr. Edwin McDouche, Mr. Bowlfart Q. Rocketdick, and Sir Winston Assmonger III.

We'll start it all off today with a "play-in game" between our two most obscure celebrities, to see who will make the final field of 64. Once we have our final field set, we will present to you the brackets and have our prestigious experts vote and explain to you who will be moving on to the next round.

We hope you enjoy reading this undertaking as much as we do.

Your Pals,
-Forced Entry

Onto the play in game! Our announced match-up for the 64th and final spot in the 2008 Celebrity Death Tournament is:

Anna Nicole Smith's Baby vs. The Narrator from the Lexus Commercials

Stay tuned for the verdict.