You may be wondering why there was no update on Friday. Well, frankly the staff at Forced Entry is usually hung over and depressed on Fridays, and our typical conversation usually consists of hating life and the like.
But in the spirit of giving you people constant content, here's a taste of our conversation. I gotta warn you though, you'll probably feel like shit when you're finished with it--
B: I'm here, going off of 3 hours of sleep. I hate fridays...
G: Why did you only get 3 hours of sleep?
B: Because I'm a moron. Went to a bar in the city last night, and I took the wrong train to go home, ended up in Brooklyn, and drunkenly made my way back to my apartment at 3:30 last night.
G:
nice.
Yeah it sucks because when youre drunk, no matter what time it is you always say to yourself "Ill have no problem getting up tomorrow." And its never that easy.
T: yeah, I'm just getting into work now and I'm still drunk. Last night was a lot more rugged than I expected - the worst part is that I'm supposed to do the same thing tonight. I don't know if I can, but I'll force myself.
B: I think this is the longest day in the history of my life... it just won't end.
G: I know man, Fridays suck. Im just annoyed and dont want to be here.
B: go to the bathroom and jerk off
oh wait, you mean on the internet?
G:That would kill about 4 minutes, including prep time and clean up.
B: true... I definitely hear you on the annoyance thing though. There's people all over the damn place here and I can't get a second to myself.T: yeah, I'm just getting into work now and I'm still drunk. Last night was a lot more rugged than I expected - the worst part is that I'm supposed to do the same thing tonight. I don't know if I can, but I'll force myself.
B: I think this is the longest day in the history of my life... it just won't end.
G: I know man, Fridays suck. Im just annoyed and dont want to be here.
Any ideas to pass time?
B: go to the bathroom and jerk off
oh wait, you mean on the internet?
G:That would kill about 4 minutes, including prep time and clean up.
I just want to leave and eat dinner. I think I'm also pissed off because I didn't eat lunch today. I had such bad shits this morning from all the beer I drank last night that I can't even risk putting anything in my stomach.
My shit was the kind where you feel like you're gonna have diarrhea, but it comes out all solid and goopy, then it doesn't fully come out of your ass, so you have to wipe the turd out with toilet paper. The most unsatisfying and anger-inducing shit there is.
That's how I started my day, still drunk at 6 AM wiping shit out of my ass.
G: Clay shits huh? Yeah they are the worst.
Ive had like 5 cups of coffee today and still havent shit yet, so I just dont feel right.
B: kind of a clay shit, but just a little bit more liquidy
They just ruin your day. You're forced to wipe your ass until it's raw and painful too
How the hell haven't you shit after drinking 5 cups of coffee? That's insane
B: This just angered me more: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=305361>1=7703
Whoever auditions for that show should be raped with a power drill
T: yeah, seriously - that is fucking AWFUL.
G: That fucking embarrasses me as a human.
B: kind of a clay shit, but just a little bit more liquidy
They just ruin your day. You're forced to wipe your ass until it's raw and painful too
How the hell haven't you shit after drinking 5 cups of coffee? That's insane
G: I dont know dude. Physically I feel ok, but knowing I havent gone yet is fucking me up mentally.
And it doesnt make sense, Ive been eating like a real Ledger lately. Fuckin salad for lunch everyday, no more bagels in the morning Ive been eating cheerios. And I havent touched a potato chip in 5 days. Which may not sound very impressive, but for me thats fucking amazing.
B: This just angered me more: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article
Whoever auditions for that show should be raped with a power drill
T: yeah, seriously - that is fucking AWFUL.
G: That fucking embarrasses me as a human.
If I was god, that would be it. Id officially end humanity. Humans have peaked, and now its all downhill. Time to move on.
B: Honestly... this just shows we're on our way out as a nation and maybe as a species. Guaranteed that this show will be all over the place. I don't even want people to give it more exposure by making fun of it. It's actually depressing.
G: You want to hear another fucking pathetic story that really makes me feel the same way. This morning on the radio there was a story about a guy who beat his 2 year old daughter to death because she was climbing around and she pulled his Xbox off a shelf and it broke. He was some kind of gamer or something. I cant even think of something to say for that.
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B: Honestly... this just shows we're on our way out as a nation and maybe as a species. Guaranteed that this show will be all over the place. I don't even want people to give it more exposure by making fun of it. It's actually depressing.
G: You want to hear another fucking pathetic story that really makes me feel the same way. This morning on the radio there was a story about a guy who beat his 2 year old daughter to death because she was climbing around and she pulled his Xbox off a shelf and it broke. He was some kind of gamer or something. I cant even think of something to say for that.
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