CDT Round 1: (6) Usher vs. (11) Donald Trump

The Celebrity Death Tournament rolls on! And we've got a sleek new header for the matchups as shown above, and a new format, as shown by Sir Assmonger's reply to Mr. Rocketdick's initial response. The first few rounds will be condensed into A-Mong's format from here on out.

Onto the experts (Dr. McDouche was unable to attend this discussion. He will return for the next match-up):

BFQ:
Usher-- One side of the battle of fruits trying their hardest to be Michael Jackson. He thinks he's some kind of sex symbol, but actually looks like a weird cross between Webster and Ron Howard. Rose to popularity during the Lil' Jon fad around 2002 where that same stupid synthesizer beat was in every hip hop song on the radio, and he hasn't done much since that train flew off the rails. I think his 15 minutes are just about over, so I really don't have much of a problem with this guy as I did a few years ago. I'm sure that'll change when his next album is released and I see his midget-looking face all over the TV and his awful music all over the radio though.

Donald Trump gets credit for one thing, and one thing only-- telling Rosie O'Donnell that she's a fat pig loudmouth. But aside from that, he's really a piece of garbage who's just desperately clinging to his celebrity from the 80's. We get it, you're rich and you fuck a model. Why is that grounds for you constantly being on my television and building your stupid gold buildings in my city? This pucker-lipped douche is just a holdover from the 1980's yuppie movement who refuses to go away. He's boring, offers nothing to anybody, and if he died his legacy would be that he made some tacky dated-looking buildings that caused him to file for bankruptcy and was in the tabloids for 25 years. Fantastic.

My vote obviously goes to Trump, but once I hear the next Usher single I'll probably be regretting this.

Vote: Donald Trump


Sir A-Mong:

Donald Trump ------------------------

PROS: He has a casino in atlantic city, new jersey; and I thought it was kind of funny that he had a really petty fight with Rosie O'Donnell

CONS: His stupid fucking hair, his fat obnoxious face, anything that comes out of his mouth, The Apprentice, any/all of his TV appearances, his book "Think big and kick ass"

Usher

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PROS: The fact that I haven't heard anything about him lately

CONS: His cocky attitude, the way he plays to the camera, his squared off hairline, every song he's ever sang, "in the mix", his fragrance commercials .... and his fragrance for that matter

This is a real tough one cause I really despise usher and I would be ecstatic if her were to get into a horrible car accident, but I think Donald Trump is the bigger threat right now. He's on TV, I see advertisements for his book all over the place, he is making gaudy apartment buildings in both Manhattan, and Jersey City (the places I live and work) and he's inspiring a whole generation of corporate-douche-Trump-wannabes who think that the only reason no one succeeds is because no one ever thought "big enough". It's not Trumps ideas that make him money, it's his money and the power behind it that makes him money.

Vote: Trump

Winner: Die Trump