Breaking news! Kelly Ripa to expose labia at Shea Stadium

If you listen to 92.3 K Rock in the mornings (for Opie & Anthony--not for their constant stream of Red Hot Chili Peppers songs), you may have heard Kelly Ripa of "Regis & Kelly" fame obnoxiously promoting Mets tickets by yelling loudly and doing the usual airheaded bimbo whore routine that the soccer moms seem to love so much.

The first 175 times this commercial came on, I either changed the station or just tuned her out, because a raspy-voiced dunce is the last thing I want to hear when I'm driving to work in the morning.

But after finally paying attention to the commercial, I realized that she just promised a vaginal exposé at Shea Stadium at some point this year. See if you can spot where she cleverly slips in this promise as I run down the commercial.

The commercial starts off with her usual chatter, but talking about the Mets and how now that Johan Santana has joined the squad, she'll be going to all the games or something.

Cut to sound clips of some of her "hey batter, no batter" type taunts.

Then makes the announcement that she calls herself the "Blonde Bullhorn". And makes the hilarious joke that she's a natural Blonde Bullhorn.

Follows that statement by saying: "and you'll be able to see that for yourself when you come to Shea Stadium this baseball season"

Did you catch it? Sure, there are more blatant ways of saying "I'm gonna show some lucky fans my tuna snap in all it's glory", but Kelly Ripa is more clever than that. She doesn't mention when it's gonna happen, but I'm guessing she's gonna wait until at least September, while the Mets are in the middle of a heated pennant race with the Phillies, and provide us with some straw-colored ham wallet action to give the Mets that extra bit of fan support they need to take the division.