Why Men Cheat

I saw this article on my MSN home page called "Why men cheat" and I decided to read it. And I thought it might have some kind of tips or suggestions to make you not as horny when you're in a relationship, cause we all know how that is. And honestly I would like to not be as horny as I am. Not only is this article completely useless, but its written in such a faggoty way that Im really irritated now. My comments are in italics.

There's a saying that goes, "Show me the most beautiful girl in the world, and I'll show you a guy who's tired of sleeping with her." (No there isn't. It goes "…Ill show you a guy whos tired of fucking her." Use the right saying or don't use it. If you put your own words in it, its not a saying anymore. Ex "Poop happens" is not a saying)

Rather crass, I think, but true. Not just for men, but for women too. And it's not just that we tire of each other, we keep getting interested in the other items on the menu. (Everythings got to be a fuckin analogy these days.)

Because let's face it, marriage is an unnatural state. No offense to my amazing wife, who I will never, ever cheat on, (What a fuckin anus this guy is. If your never gonna cheat why the fuck are you writing an article about why men cheat? Its like a guy writing an article called "How to quit smoking" and hes never smoked before. And hes afraid that his fat wife is gonna read this and yell at him. Notice he added "My amazing wife" cause hes such a great family man. I hope the day he submitted this article he found out that one of their kids isn't his.) but the notion of staying intimate with one person for the rest of your life is akin to, say, being able to eat one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life. Imagine that? Tell me you wouldn't be leaning over the counter, looking at the day's special, wondering, "Wouldn't it be great if I could try that smoked turkey on rye?" (Hes used so many god damn analogies that you cant even follow it. And the fact that he keeps comparing women to food tells me his wife really is a fat pig)

Marriage is a sacrifice. It's a commitment people make to each other that says, "I got your back for all time. It's you and no one else forever. Oh, and please pay the cable bill." (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man does it really say that in the wedding vows? It's a good thing this guys really funny or else this article would have sucked)

But I think most men -- including most of the guys in Hollywood -- stick to this commitment. And the ones who don't? They're just too hungry, and the sandwich they've got at home isn't hitting the spot the way it should. (Of course. God, his wife is probably so fuckin fat) If you add to this equation being rich, impossibly good looking (What the hell is impossibly good looking) and the owner of an ego inflated by the likes of Jennifer Aniston and Sienna Miller, then, well, the odds that you'll cheat are probably a little higher. Either that, or Jude Law and Brad Pitt are a couple of depraved sex addicts. (What does this have to do with celebrities? Why are they even mentioned? The fact that this twat probably made money off this makes me want to murder his entire family in front of him.)

In conclusion, this dogshit article offered absolutely nothing to anyone who read it. There was no advice or facts or anything you can even take from it. He basically told us that people cheat because they get tired of being with the same person. That's really ground breaking news. He probably wrote this article cause hes tired of watching his fat wife sit on the couch and stink all day. And he thinks hes a good person cause he hasn't cheated on her yet. Fuck this guy and fuck every relative he has. I hope he gets impaled.