What happened to Pre-Game shows? I feel stupid when I turn them on because I always expect to hear about football. Whats this? Oh its Frank Caliendo dressed up as a clown taking a cows rectal temperature.
Your NFL Analyst at work
Well this is one of his better skits, lets check out the CBS pre-game. Its 31 people sitting at a desk telling me nothing about football that I dont already know. "Hi Im James Brown. Joining me as always is Dan Marino, Shannon Sharpe, Bill Cower, Boomer Esiason, John Lithegow, Gary Glitter, Bobcat, a statue of Jim Varney, the bulemic Olsen twin, and John Wayne Gacy's step-brother. Todays topic: The Patriots are a good team." That beats last weeks topic: 'Peyton Manning is good at Football.'
Well theres just enough time to check out the ESPN pre-game and watch Chris Berman backpeddle out of some racist remarks again. "Of course Pacman Jones got arrested hes a n.....not...nice...guy." "I think we all expected Tom Jackson to be last with predictions this year. For gods sake hes bl.....blind when it comes to making picks." "As the saying goes 'White is right....next to black when it comes to equality."
Well theres just enough time to check out the ESPN pre-game and watch Chris Berman backpeddle out of some racist remarks again. "Of course Pacman Jones got arrested hes a n.....not...nice...guy." "I think we all expected Tom Jackson to be last with predictions this year. For gods sake hes bl.....blind when it comes to making picks." "As the saying goes 'White is right....next to black when it comes to equality."
Pre-Game is officially dead. The only one who can rescue us now is our savior, Pat Summerall. Until then, I watch movies till 1:00.
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