Messing with Frigid Amy

FrigidAmy12 (not her actual screen name--if this is your screen name, we apologize and for the sake of your own popularity suggest you change it to something like HumanPopsickleAmy12) is a stuck-up whiny rich girl we knew back in high school who played up the melodrama any time you spoke to her, whether in real life or online.

We figured her dream guy would be someone just as whiny and melodramatic. So we came up with depressedkid9999 and tried to see if she would take a liking to him... Please note that many of the lines we use were actual quotes she has said to us, but she never really seemed to catch onto that one. Here's the transcript:

>depressedkid9999: hey
>frigidamy12: who is this?
>depressedkid9999: just a lonely boy
>frigidamy12: do i know u?
>depressedkid9999: a lonely soul
>depressedkid9999: no. i did a search for jersey
>frigidamy12: oooh
>frigidamy12: :-)
>depressedkid9999: :-(
>frigidamy12: why so sad?
>depressedkid9999: i cant find a true love
>frigidamy12: hah
>frigidamy12: can anyone?
>depressedkid9999: why, can you relate?
>frigidamy12: i suppose you could say that
>depressedkid9999: what happened with you
>frigidamy12: i could write a novel
>frigidamy12: too many different things
>depressedkid9999: really?
>frigidamy12: yeh
>depressedkid9999: tell me about them
>frigidamy12: does it really matter?
>frigidamy12: i wouldnt even know where to start anyways
>depressedkid9999: yeah, i guess not :-[
>frigidamy12: are you sure i don't know you?
>depressedkid9999: yeah. im sure.
>depressedkid9999: moved from allentown.
>frigidamy12: what's your name?
>depressedkid9999: Shawn
>frigidamy12: i'm amy
>depressedkid9999: hi amy
>depressedkid9999: whats your name
>frigidamy12: how old are you?
>depressedkid9999: 18 and a half
>depressedkid9999: you
>frigidamy12: 19
>frigidamy12: and a half
>frigidamy12: lol
>depressedkid9999: are you making fun of me!!1
>depressedkid9999: :'(
>frigidamy12: teasing, maybe. making fun, no.
>frigidamy12: i think you know me and you're just not telling me
>depressedkid9999: oh. okay. sorry if i say weird stuff.
>frigidamy12: i bet this is josh
>depressedkid9999: no, its shawn
>depressedkid9999: remember
>depressedkid9999: i like your icon
>frigidamy12: hello, its not that difficult to make up a name
>frigidamy12: thanks
>depressedkid9999: you're welcome
>depressedkid9999: there was this girl... ill always think of her as
>the one that got away
>frigidamy12: before you go any further....
>frigidamy12: i know you didn't find me on aol search....
>depressedkid9999: why
>frigidamy12: because i'm not in the directory.
>depressedkid9999: ok it is josh
>frigidamy12: i didn't file myself so that people could search for me
>frigidamy12: HAH
>frigidamy12: i rule
>frigidamy12: do you have ANYTHING better to do with your time
>frigidamy12: i mean seriously
>depressedkid9999: ok im gonna go masturbate
>frigidamy12: ok you do that
>frigidamy12: and have fun
>depressedkid9999: love you
>frigidamy12: hah
>depressedkid9999: no i do
>frigidamy12: ditto
>depressedkid9999: good
>depressedkid9999: say it
>depressedkid9999: SAY IT
>frigidamy12: why
>depressedkid9999: !!!!!
>depressedkid9999: I SAID SAY IT
>frigidamy12: why
>frigidamy12: why
>frigidamy12: WHY
>depressedkid9999: nevermind, do you have any porn
>frigidamy12: nah sorry
>depressedkid9999: or know good websites
>frigidamy12: i love u
>frigidamy12: hahaha
>frigidamy12: nope
>depressedkid9999: too late
>frigidamy12: eh
>frigidamy12: catre
>frigidamy12: *care
>frigidamy12: im goin back to bed
>frigidamy12: my head hurts
>depressedkid9999: ok, you should masturbate too
>depressedkid9999: it helps my headaches
>frigidamy12: ill just take advil, thanks
>frigidamy12: gnight
>depressedkid9999: oh, with vodka?
>depressedkid9999: night, i'll think of you while i'm nutting
>
>Auto response from frigidamy12: "you know that place between sleep
>and awake, that place where you can still remember dreaming? that's
>where i'll always love you...that's where i'll be waiting."

We especially like the away message she posted up after she had left. That was nice of her to say to us.