It's common knowledge that fat chicks have lame bumper stickers on their cars. Here's a few we've come across:
“Dance like no ones watching – laugh like you’ve never laughed before”
“Visualize Whirled Peas”
“My other car is a broomstick”
"Wild girls don't get the blues"
“There’s just more of me to love”
“BBW’s do it better”
"My other car is a flatbed"
"I don’t have a good relationship with my father"
"All it takes is one compliment, and you can do anything to me"
"I have a good personality, so ignore my cottage-cheese ass"
"I'll fuck anyone for 5 minutes of attention"
"I'm gonna die alone"
“I’m beautiful on the inside”
"I’m still hungry"
"If you can read this, you're probably on your way to McDonald's"
"Mean people suck, and so does my metabolism"
"[picture of Calvin pissing on broccoli]"
"Will brake for triple-bypass surgery"
"Honk if you love muffin tops"
"Eating helps me forget about the day my dad forced himself on me"
2 comments:
u've been the first to make me feel bad for laughing at something today. good job!
thanks, that's pretty much what we're going for-- glad we could help
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